Some person who shall remain nameless (their icon looks like this:
) has opted to infect me with a mind virus to get me to leave them alone with
for two hours. I'm about a decade behind on my Pokémon, so I'll be researching all of the Pokémon I generate. Yeah... this ought to be fun.
This is you:
- Search 'randompokemon.com' on duckduckgo.com (or ddg.gg, if you're lazy).
- Click the first non-advertisement link.
- Switch to "All regions" and "All types".
- Switch to "1".
- For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it.
- Perpetuate this virus by copying these instructions.
- Tag some users you'd like to spread this virus to.
Yeah, I know I'm awesome, Random Number God. Thanks for confirming it, though.This Pokémon is your best friend:
I chose my best friend pragmatically. If I'm ever in a tough situation, I can confidently leave this bugger to fight against something while I can make good my escape!This Pokémon is your rival:
How can this thing be so damned good at Go?!This Pokémon is your romantic interest:
Somehow, I'm afraid this relationship isn't going to last. Give it a while, and there'll be a bit of a size issue.This Pokémon was once your romantic interest:
After she evolved from a Spoink, my attraction to her diminished quickly. Evolution causes so many issues.This Pokémon is stalking you:
Is that what that pathetic monkey-thing is attempting to do? It needs a few lessons in covert operations.This Pokémon is working on a science project with you:
And, so far, it's able to navigate all the little mazes without me ever needing to waste my cheese as a reward.This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
Translation: This Pokémon is alright with watching you attempt to draw straight lines for four hours straight.This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Don't remind me: I still need to visit the hospital to get the majority of my bones reset.This Pokémon ate your cake:
... $1 to whoever brings me this bugger's corpse.This Pokémon is currently hiding in your house:
It's certainly not hidden from me: it's in my clock. If you're the one searching for it, please remove it as soon as possible.This Pokémon is about to fight you:
Heh, somebody has a death wish.This Pokémon will do anything to get your shoes:
Take the darn things, they're a year and a half old, the soles are going out, and I've been waiting for an excuse to get new ones for the majority of that time.This Pokémon is your pet:
One day, it'll be a Ferrothorn. One day.This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Ever since she moved into the server room, our cooling costs have dropped to almost nothing.This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:
... at one in the afternoon.This Pokémon is your new roommate:
The Pansage is jealous. I choose my roommates wisely.This Pokémon is your new boss:
Yeah, still better than my last boss.This Pokémon watches you while you sleep at night:
Unfortunately, the heat makes me incredibly uncomfortable, so I wake up and go back to work.This Pokémon was found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
So I left it alone down there. If I weren't trying for a Ferrothorn, I'dve made this my pet months ago!This Pokémon is about to perform surgery on you:
My confidence is about as high as Bulbasaur's ranking on the Pokémon awesomeness index (not very high).This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
It protects my enemies from my wrath. One day, I shall obtain a Seviper and destroy it.This Pokémon must be babysat by you for the whole night:
Alright, I'll get the cage ready.This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:
Awesome, I'll get my mycology stuff.This Pokémon will take care of you after you become paralyzed due to complications during your surgery:
Somebody get me a replacement caretaker! Those flippers are totally incapable of effectively handling silverware!This Pokémon will be your cause of death:
Note to self: self-fulfilling prophecies are so easy to spot. Don't fall for it.This Pokémon
loves to steal your hats is a complete bastard that needs to die ASAP:
I wrote the prompt before finding the answer, but I still agree with my assessment. My hats are sacred, and Blissey must die.This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
The Battle for Wesnoth is our favorite turn-based strategy game.This Pokémon
always borrows money from you is going to be visited by the kneecap fairy if he doesn't start paying you back soon:
No further explanation necessary. The kneecap fairy is being dispatched.This Pokémon is in charge of infecting people with this viral crap:
Behold the power of the basement-dwelling Pokémon!
New potential hosts (who are under no actual obligation to demonstrate a similar manifestation to this one (seriously, I won't be upset if you don't respond to this virus)).
- Bambi, the great and powerful.
- Member of 'wacko haters anonymous.
- Has a 'bov named Lacy.